Let's all talk about ME

Hello, I am here, panic over!

I will return later to have a good look.

In the meantime, bow down to my greatness and worship at my feet.

or not

Hail King Shrub, Hail King Shrub.......

I now have a fan base of one.

It's a start.

King Shrub

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Ashflek wrote:

King Shrub

That actually sounds good.
In a strange way. Lol

Rock on people.....Rock on!!


Now, enough talk about my Love Pump.....welcome.

Hail to the King.

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Tomorrow the WORLD!!!

or maybe just Hastings, but you have to start somewhere.

Just make sure you don't get overthrown.

I heard one of us if after your crown.

You'll have to fight me for it.

My place, now.

Bring the fish and the pliers.

I'll need a copy of your Mission Statement before I can commit.

So if you could fax me a copy, that'd be great.

Yea!!!!!

I'm back and I'm a mean badass dude.

lol

you sounded to me like the Hairy Biker dude from YMCA



Mutton chops ftw!!!!!

Young man, there's no need to feel down.
I said, young man, do you like to poke brown
I said, young man, there's a place you can go
Where we'll make you walk like Chaplin



sorry

shrubman wrote:

Young man, there's no need to feel down.
I said, young man, do you like to poke brown
I said, young man, there's a place you can go
Where we'll make you walk like Chaplin



sorry

It took my 1 min to figure out the "walk like Chaplin".
lol

This reminds me of the film 'Bad Santa'
in one scene he is pounding his girlfriend from behind in the ladies changing rooms.
The funny term he used was "you ain't gonna shit right for a week" made me piss myself.

all my own work!

i should have been a songwriter

maybe

It's a hit that one!

I bookmarked it so when I'm feeling downi can read the lyrics to cheer me up.